Oh my god. My sides still hurt from holding in the laughter. The mood around the office is dour today, so me busting a gut over in my cube wouldn't exactly go over well. Sarah recommended this story today (its parent site is Tomato Nation, a collection of what must be similarly cruelly- and unusually-funny stories), and what can I say? Read the story, but be careful that no one who cares sees you. :-)
In other news, Wendy updated her blog yesterday, backfilling with several posts from over the previous week. More connection issues with the Mac, eh? Sorry to hear it - my iBook (via its long-departed AirPort) was a very reliable connection while its AirPort lasted.
I was unsure whether to mention it yet, but I'm in a saucy mood today, so here goes: for those who've been interested in the comings and goings of my recent stumblings into the world of dating, I've begun a new blog, Mad Method. And for those who might feel that my tendency toward TMI renders such material distasteful or just oogy, feel free not to visit. :-) I'm still experimenting with the Mad Method's "look" (it currently bears an uncanny resemblance to this site), but the material's been accumulating, so with V-Day coming I figured I'd just dump the info and work on window-dressing later. Enjoy!