< Groo > Say, what did she mean, "slow of mind"? < /Groo >
Just got back from a rather nice evening with a new ladyfriend, and realized halfway through the drive home that when a woman makes a show of putting her bag in the car, closing her car door, clasping her hands behind her back and opening her eyes real wide as she pauses and says she had a great time that she's jonesing for a smooch.
Dammit dammit dammit. How the hell did I get this clueless? I was married once, and could spot a "kiss me" sign a mile away.
I think we know where the current total of 709 days came from now.